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Saturday 6 August 2011

I love you forever

















I wont say "I'll never make u cry"
Bt I'll make u smile before ur tears get dry

I wont say "I'll never tell u a lie
But If I do, I do it for a reason, some day I'll tell u why
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I dont say "we'll never have a fight"
But I'll say I'm really sorry when I realize u were right

I dont say "Life together will be... easy & bright"
But when things get tough
I'll hold u tight to me

I got nothing more to say
I got nothing more to prove
But Always remember

— ♥ I love you forever! ♥

Sambhala hosh hai jb say


Sambhala hosh hai jb say, muqaddar sakht tr nikla,

Para hai waasta jis say, wohi teer-o-tabar nikla,

"Sabaq deta raha jo umr bhar roshan khayali ka,

Usay jb pass say dekha, to khud bhi tang nazar nikla,

"Samajh kr zindagi jis say mohabbat kr rahay thay hum,

"Usay jb chhu k dekha, to faqat khaaki bashar nikla,

"Mohabbat ka khumaar utra to tb saabit howa
"MOHSIN"
Jisay hum umr samjhay thay, wo bay'maqsad safar nikla.........!'

mujhy itna piyar na do baba


Beti says:

mujhy itna piyar na do baba
kal jany mujhy naseeb na ho
ye jo matha chuma karty ho
kal is par shikan ajeeb na ho
main jub bhi roti hon baba
tum anso poncha karty ho
mujhy itni dor na chor ana
mein roaun or tum qareeb na ho
mery naaz uthate ho baba
mujhy laad ludate ho baba
meri choti choti khawish par
tum jaan lutate ho baba
kal aisa ho ik nagri ma
ma tanha tum ko yaad karun
aur ro ro k faryad karun
Ae ALLAH mery baba se
koi piyar jatane wala ho
mere naaz uthane wala ho
mere baba mujh se ehad karo
mujhy tum chupa k rakho gy
dunya ki zalim nazron se
mujhy tum chupa k rakho gy

Father answer:

har damasia kub ho paya ha
jo soch rahi ho lado tum
wo sub to bus ek maya ha
koi baap apni beti ko
kub jany se rok paya ha
sach kehte hain dunya wale
beti to dhan paraya ha
ghar ghar ki yahi kahani ha
dunya ki reet purani ha
her baap nibhata aya ha...!!!

Friday 5 August 2011

Kahan Ab Tujhy Talash Krun.

Nya Hy Shaher, Naye Aasry Talash Karun,
Tu Kho Gya Hy, Kahan Ab Tujhy Talash Krun.

Main Logo’n Se Mulaqato’n K

Main Logo’n Se Mulaqato’n K
Lamhy Yaad Rakhta Hoon

Men Chup Rahun Kabi Be'Waja Hans Parun

Nya Hy Shaher, Naye Aasry Talash Karun,
Tu Kho Gya Hy, Kahan Ab Tujhy Talash Krun.

Thursday 4 August 2011

Hamain He Choor Diya ...

Usne Mehsoos Bhe Naa Hone Diya...
Yun Kahani Ka Rukh Moor Diya...
Milne Julne Main Ke Kammi Pehle...
Phir Rafta Rafta Hamain He Choor Diya ...

Mujhay Tum Yaad Aatay Ho


Zara Thehro,, Chalay Jana..!

Mujhay Kuch Tumsay Kehna Hai,,

Zyada Wakt Nahin Loonga,,

Zara Si Baat Karni Hai,,

Na Gham Apnay Sunanay Hain,,

Na Koi Faryaad Karni Hai,,

Na Ye Maloom Karna Hai,,

Kay Ab Halaat Kaisay Hain,,

Tumharay Humsafar Jo Thay,,

Tumharay Sath Kaisay Hain,,

Na Ye Maloom Karna Hai,,

Teray Din Raat Kaisay Hain,,

Mujhay Bus Itna Kehna Hai,,

Mujhay Tum Yaad Aatay Ho,,

Bohot Hi Yaad Aatay Ho. . . !

Wednesday 3 August 2011

Doctor


Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Funny Ghazal

Mujhy awaz dy lena


Kabi icecream lao to


Kabi murghi pkao to


Mujhe awaz de lena




wallet men maal ziada ho


Jo shopping ka irada ho


Muje awaz de lena




Tumhare dress unfit ho


Make up ki extra kit ho


Mujhe awaz de lena




Kabi concert pe jana ho


Kahin hular mchana ho


Zra na tm sharmana


Zra na tm ghabrana


Muje awaz de lena

Pathan:

Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar:
 
Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

HUM TO KUCH B NA KAR SAKAY


TUM NY TO PHIR BHI SEEKH LIYA ZAMANE K SATH JEENA
HUM TO KUCH B NA KAR SAKAY TUJY CHANE K SIWA.

Koi Dewana Khta Hay



Koi Dewana Khta Hay Koi Pagal Samajta Hay.... 
 
Magar Dharti Ki Bechani Ko Bas Badal Samajta hay.... 
 
Main Tuj Se Door Kaysa Hon Tu Muj Se Door Kaysi Hay....
 
Ye Tera Dil Samajta Hay Ya Mera Dil Samajta hay....
 
Muhabat Ek Ehsason Ki Pawan Si Kahani Hay.....
 
Kabhi Majno Dewana Tha Kabhi Laila Dewani Hay....
 
Yahan Sab Log Khty Hain Meri Aankhon Main Ansoo Hain....
 
Jo Tu Samjy Tu Mooti Hain Jo Na Samjy Tu Paani Hain....
 
Samandar Dard Ka Andar Hay Laikin Roo Nahi Sakta ....
 
Ye Ansoo Pyar Ka Moti Hay Es Ko Kho Nahi Sakta ....
 
Meri Chahat Ko Dulhan Tu bana Laina Magar Sun Lay....
 
Jo Mera Ho Nahi Paya Wo Tera Ho Nahi Sakta

Us ny jaty huay palat ky kaha mjhe

Us ny jaty huay palat ky kaha mjhe yaad to rakho gay  na
Mene kaha suno mere mehram kbhi dil bhi dharkna bhula ha

Tuesday 2 August 2011

YOON TERA JUDA HONA.....!


Khawab Posh Aankhon Mein,

Aansuon Ka Bhar Jaana

Hasraton K Sahil Par,

Titliyoon Ka Mar Jaana

Habs Ki Hawaon Mein,

Khushbuon Ka Darr Jaana

Dil K Garam Sehraa Mein,

Hashr Ka Bapaa Hona

Dard_La_Dawa Hona,

Kiya Bohat Zaroori Tha?

Yoon Tera Juda Hona,

KIYA BOHAT ZAROORI THA

YOON TERA JUDA HONA.....!

Fikr-e-mustaqbil ny faasly bana diye warna


Fikr-e-mustaqbil ny faasly bana diye warna 


sab yar aik sath thy abhi kal ki baat hai...!!!

Y Pakistani Grls r nt in sports?


Y Pakistani Grls r nt in sports?


Bcz...
5% r busy in study.
3% in job.
Only 2% r playing hockey, chess, tennis, cricket
&


The other 90% r busy in playing Janu Janu


Janu yeh,
Janu woh,
Janu aisa,
Janu wesa,
Janu Haan Na,
Janu Nahi Na, 
Jaanu Choro Na, 


Janu, Janu, Janu 


Bus Jan Lay Lo Janu kii.. :-)

Announcement in University


Announcement in University:


"The students who have parked their cars on the drive way,


 please go out and move them"


Another anouncement after 20 minutes:


"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes....

Students of ACCOUNTING:-D

Wo k0n se
L0g h0ty hain
jn k paas khud to ik Rupia nahi h0ta
mgr batain Lakh0n ki krty hain...


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Students of
ACCOUNTING:-D

Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega


Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega


Mama/Papa
No


Husbnd/Wife
No


Brothr/Sistr
No


Srf Or Srf
Apki




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